"You must learn from other people’s mistakes. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
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